Official Oppoween costume mega thread

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/31/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: Halloween, Oppoween

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Post your costumes here!

I’ll start. I am Robin-hood.

Robin ... Hood ... See what I did there?

DISCUSSION (100)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 08:57

Quick. Everyone make your own post.

Pls no.

S65 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 08:59

I put paper fangs of the Fiat but they fell off...

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/31/2016 at 08:59

Did you dress as a “sexy”spark plug

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:00

I just realized I didn’t actually have a picture of myself from the party the other day. I went as Ken Bone. Microphone and all

CalzoneGolem > S65
10/31/2016 at 09:00

Doesn’t he always?

CalzoneGolem > S65
10/31/2016 at 09:01

atleastyoutried.jpg

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:02

http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/69648/12-pun-costumes-halloween

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65
10/31/2016 at 09:02

Absolutely not.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:03

I am a sexy cat. Probably safe for work, but I’ll spare you all the odd looks and “what the hell are you looking at?” remarks from your coworkers.

S65 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:05

I thought duct tape would be enough to secure them

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 09:07

I mean I’m wearing a fleece hood and a Robin shirt with a cape on it. I’m getting plenty of weird looks.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:23

My friends and I were Batman. Trick or treated at wineries in Traverse City.

Kinja'd!!!

yamahog > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:24

Trav and I went as Snorlax and Ash, respectively.

We also dressed Zora up as a tacocat, much to her displeasure:

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > yamahog
10/31/2016 at 09:26

Zora is a fantastic name for a pet.

CalzoneGolem > StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
10/31/2016 at 09:26

Penguin is killin’ it!

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/31/2016 at 09:33

Look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t human perfection

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65
10/31/2016 at 09:35

That’s just a tragedy.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 09:42

Only leaving this up for a minute, but I can assure you that I was getting weirder looks.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 09:47

Me-OW!

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 10:07

He doesn’t look like himself, it was too funny. Joker was also creeping everyone out all day, it was great.

deprecated account > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 10:18

I’m Harambe.

CalzoneGolem > deprecated account
10/31/2016 at 10:29

Please keep track of how many men expose their genitals to you in your honor.

deprecated account > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 10:38

I go to an all-guys high school. Here’s hoping for zero.

CalzoneGolem > deprecated account
10/31/2016 at 10:59

My dad used to say, “Shit into one hand, hope into the other and see which one fills up first.”

Benjamin Rolland > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 11:36

Kinja'd!!!

I dressed up as a L|Certified 2013 Lexus RX 350 AWD with Premium Package.

S65 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 12:07

I wanna see

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
10/31/2016 at 12:11

K, but not for long for everyone’s sake.

S65 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 12:18

Doesn’t actually look that bad though

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
10/31/2016 at 12:22

I know, right? That was the surprising thing about it. It worked, lol.

S65 > deprecated account
10/31/2016 at 12:22

Xyl0c41n3 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 12:26

I wanna see, too!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Xyl0c41n3
10/31/2016 at 12:28

Haha, k.

Xyl0c41n3 > StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8
10/31/2016 at 12:28

I love that! A friend of mine and her group all did Alice in Wonderland. Everyone chose a character. It was pretty cool.

Xyl0c41n3 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 12:30

Love it!

If you pick up the guitar behind you, you could be one of the Pussycat Dolls! =^_^=

ETA: You’re making me regret not wearing my cat ears to work today. We had some of the local school kids trick-or-treating earlier and I haz no costume.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Xyl0c41n3
10/31/2016 at 12:36

Haha, thanks! I’m going out in it again tonight. TBH, I’m kind of in love with this outfit in general.

Xyl0c41n3 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 12:38

You pull it off really well. The ears and the glasses with the all-black ensemble? Very hipster chic.

I did a calavera this weekend. But I didn’t have any cool clothes to go with it, so it was just sugar skull makeup and jeans and a tee. Heh.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Xyl0c41n3
10/31/2016 at 12:48

Aww, thanks! I was very much lamenting not having anything before the weekend, but saw this and realized I just had to do it.

https://onsizzle.com/i/uh-cute-costume-ima-sexy-cat-adam-ellis-buzzfeed-you-2835017

CalzoneGolem > Benjamin Rolland
10/31/2016 at 13:09

So detailed!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > S65
10/31/2016 at 13:15

Thats why you should have used adult teeth, not baby teeth.

Tripper > yamahog
10/31/2016 at 13:15

There was a chihuahua wearing the same costume at the party we went to.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > S65
10/31/2016 at 13:21

I’m sure that whoever put it together at the factory had the same idea. #hadto #tooeasy

TysMagic > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 13:38

I’m Saturn, even rocking the rings

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > TysMagic
10/31/2016 at 13:47

Clever

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/31/2016 at 13:48

I like that all of these came from reddit. It’s funny when articles are written with reddit as a source.

TysMagic > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 13:56

thanks! I work for Ford and a lot of employees used to work at the Saturn plant nearby so it’s gone over quite well

TheRealBicycleBuck > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 14:17

No costume for me. We’ll see what wounds my daughter can cook up before we start answering the door :) This is what she came up with while practicing her skills:

Kinja'd!!!

My son is a little less enthusiastic. They are limited in what they can wear at school, so my wife took one of his shirts and painted a little something on the front.

Kinja'd!!!

MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 14:37

Borsuq ’s costume is my favourite!

Kinja'd!!!

interstate366, now In The Industry > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 14:39

Today I’m a man who doesn’t have a 5th gen Prelude.

(It’s due for inspection and I left it there to be done tomorrow.)

CalzoneGolem > interstate366, now In The Industry
10/31/2016 at 14:48

I might go as that next year.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Benjamin Rolland
10/31/2016 at 14:54

You even have that “Don’t look at me, there’s nothing to see here” look.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 14:55

Kinja'd!!!

Ders a snek in me boot.

mazda616 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 15:01

Kinja'd!!!

I found a Captain America mask and matching t-shirt for cheap.

CalzoneGolem > mazda616
10/31/2016 at 15:06

Fantastic!

CalzoneGolem > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/31/2016 at 15:06

Howdy. Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.Howdy.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 15:07

Kinja'd!!!

May the force be with you.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TysMagic
10/31/2016 at 15:14

Do they do the thousand yard stare when you bring up what GM did to Saturn after the initial success of the brand?

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/31/2016 at 15:18

I love Battlestar Galactica!

TysMagic > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 15:31

they get a little shifty about it

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:17

I haven’t taken off my costume for two years now. ;)

CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter
10/31/2016 at 16:18

I thought you took your costume off two years ago.

Mercedes Streeter > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 16:18

I wanna see!! :D

GenuineAlexReid - The Reidus > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:26

Kinja'd!!!

Days of Future Past Wolverine! Made the claws myself out of rusty Rolls Royce rocker panels.

Mercedes Streeter > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 16:35

Try again? lol Looks like the thread got temporarily nuked right when you replied!

LongbowMkII > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/31/2016 at 16:35

I wasn’t aware that the federation was so fashion forward.

LongbowMkII > Benjamin Rolland
10/31/2016 at 16:36

That’s a very expensive predator costume

Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:38

Haha that’s actually correct! :) It’s the joke I use every Halloween, since I came out at a Halloween party and all that jazz.

But yes, you’d be right, I technically never put on the costume lol

Nibby > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:41

Kinja'd!!!

EXPERIENCE THE TRUE DARKNESSS

EL_ULY > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
10/31/2016 at 16:46

awesome!

LongbowMkII > S65
10/31/2016 at 16:46

I could but I’d be lying.

Under_Score > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:48

Kinja'd!!!

Duh

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Benjamin Rolland
10/31/2016 at 16:50

swear to fuck, ben

LongbowMkII > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:51

I didn’t dress up today.

Everyone said I was very creepy.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:52

Roland of Gilead, son of Steven, from the bloodlines of Arthur Eld. Gunslinger of MidWorld. In search of The Dark Tower.

Kinja'd!!!

And I am shit at replicating book covers.

And my feet still hurt from two days of Trick Or Treating in those boots.

jkm7680 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:56

I AM THE ALMIGHTY JKM7680.

BorkBorkBjork > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:56

I was all ready to build my costume this week, but had to get on the road for work.

I was, however, planning on going as the beleaguered Russian Aircraft Carrier Admiral Kuznetsov. Then I was going to dress my dog up as a tug boat and have her shamefully pull my broke ass around.

Hopefully Russia puts off the Kuznetsov’s refit so I can use it next year!

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/31/2016 at 16:56

You realize we all want to see a picture now, right?

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 16:59

banana

Benjamin Rolland > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
10/31/2016 at 17:12

As part of the L|Certified program, brakes, tires, and all fluids have been changed. Your Lexus will also have undergone our famous 161 point inspection before you even purchase! You get the remainder of the factory warranty, and 4 years of services- free! With a program like this, you’ll be questioning why you’d even consider buying new! 15k mile per year leases also available!

TheHondaBro > interstate366, now In The Industry
10/31/2016 at 17:20

It’s giving me the chills already. Jesus man, gone it down a bit.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2016 at 17:45

Fuck it.

I AM A SEXY CAT

Kinja'd!!!